Who am I?

I don't know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time...

Mr. Nobody

Now i know,
That it's obvious that i am a nobody.
I haven't got as much talent as I thought I had,
And there was no Plan B,
And i got no skills
And a fucked up education,
And now;
I am looking at 26 years of nothing.
Probably less than nothing...
And that's pretty heavy.
That's worse than having a terminal brain cancer
Because what i've got now,
Will take a lot longer to kill me...
Meanwhile, there's only a few things um gonna be left with...
i.e. laodz of regrets,
And Loadz of nothing else...
I've got no choice but a slow, painful death, not a quick, merciful one..

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